The venue was an old printing house near the river: brick, tilted stairways, windows lacquered in papered posters from earlier affairs. At the center, a stage built from pallets and paintbins hosted jars of green tea and a single microphone, wrapped in chestnut twine as though to keep it sentimental. The chairs were mismatched, the lighting suspiciously flattering, and the projector flame-thin, as if it strained to make anything solid. People clustered in groups that oscillated between earnestness and irony. Everyone here wanted to be surprised; most feared what that surprise would think of them.